1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,240 Still because of all the driving you still have a problem with those hemorrhoids? 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:06,640 I never have a problem with hemorrhoids, I don't mind them. 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,640 What are you talking about? 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,640 I wear tux underpants. 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,140 That's the best. 6 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,720 Did we officially lose everyone? 7 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,720 I think so. 8 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:17,720 You want to pull over in the breakdown life? 9 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:18,720 No. 10 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,040 I'm comfortable with being lost, with them being lost. 11 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:28,080 What's the old saying, a smart man makes a mistake once, a fool makes a mistake twice. 12 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:33,000 Oh, we can go through that, you know, old quotes all day long. 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,680 To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world. 14 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:37,680 There you go. 15 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,840 It's better to prepare and prevent than repair and repair. 16 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,840 Wow, that one. 17 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:44,840 That was good. 18 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,320 Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes, then you're a mile away and you 19 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,320 still have his shoes. 20 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,320 There you go. 21 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,320 A man who farted in church sitting on pew. 22 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,320 Is the glass half full or half empty? 23 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:59,560 Well, honestly, I think the glass is twice the size it needs to be. 24 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,560 You're a numble. 25 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,560 It's like, jeez. 26 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,560 Check this out. 27 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,560 Welcome to our home. 28 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,560 Oh my gosh, this place is incredible. 29 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:10,560 Holy crap. 30 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:11,560 Nice. 31 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,560 We'll give you the grand tour. 32 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,000 This is my fake shrunken head. 33 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:21,360 I got tricked into buying it thinking it was real, but I've always wanted one, but it's 34 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,360 monkey skin. 35 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,200 Yeah, when do you go to get a real shrunken head? 36 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,200 I don't know. 37 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,200 I'm trying to tell me because I want one. 38 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,680 These are antique and bombing tools. 39 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,880 I used to work for a funeral home, so I used to collect the tools and stuff. 40 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,880 What did you do at the funeral home? 41 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:36,880 I'm bombing. 42 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:37,880 I was an undertaker. 43 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,880 That's pretty wild. 44 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:45,040 Well, that, my brother was out in the South Pacific and they stayed with a cannibal tribe 45 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,040 and he got that for me. 46 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,040 It's an eyeball fork. 47 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,200 So you put it right on your eye and scoop it right out. 48 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,680 Here's the brain fork right here. 49 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,680 This one goes up the nose. 50 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,680 So you shove that in and just kind of scramble it? 51 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,440 It goes right up through the bone and twist it and then pull it right out. 52 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,620 The leg that's out there used to be laying down right across back there and that came 53 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:07,280 flying off. 54 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,280 The knife up there, I see. 55 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,680 That's just an old butcher knife. 56 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,280 Yeah, that don't need that flying off. 57 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,480 Now where are we heading now? 58 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,320 I'm going to take you down to the basement, more like the dungeon. 59 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,320 Everybody watch your heads. 60 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,320 I hope you'll like spiders. 61 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,320 While I'm crawling in here, I should let you know that I'm a former so I can tell you 62 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,320 any problems. 63 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,320 Yeah. 64 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:29,320 At least the piping is new. 65 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:34,320 Is there anything you guys experienced down here? 66 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,320 Nothing down here. 67 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:36,320 Everything's been upstairs. 68 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,320 It's not like you hang out down here. 69 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,320 I'm on the first floor and in the bedroom. 70 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,320 Go up to Dono, I think. 71 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,320 Just go, whoa! 72 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,320 Hey, I got a long sleeve shirt. 73 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:50,320 I'll do it. 74 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,320 Get it back together. 75 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,320 I can't come out of your shirt though. 76 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,320 Yeah, right. 77 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,320 See you do this action. 78 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,320 Wow! 79 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,320 You gotta keep your head into the air. 80 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,320 Well then, don't be a shirt. 81 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,320 The trousers are native. 82 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,320 Just keep on saying it. 83 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,320 I keep hanging out this pain in my chest. 84 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,320 Hey! 85 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,320 Just come out of your head. 86 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,320 Just walk up to her. 87 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,320 Hold on, let me shake that thing. 88 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,320 Hey, nice to meet you. 89 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,320 As we're sitting there, I'm going to have you get close to her. 90 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,320 Let's just start talking to her. 91 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,320 You know, like I'm being something serious. 92 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,320 What's going on, woman? 93 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,320 I'm just sitting here, right? 94 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,320 Yeah? 95 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:29,320 Just digesting and relaxing, trying to get my groove on before we go around to her. 96 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,320 How's the stomachache you had instead? 97 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,320 I've been hurting a little bit. 98 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,320 Keep getting pains in my chest. 99 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Do you have any relief? 100 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,320 Retail? 101 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,320 In the car, actually. 102 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,320 Maybe you can feel my heart. 103 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,320 It's got a wicked rash. 104 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,320 It feels like... 105 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,320 Show her the rash. 106 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,320 Down here, look at this. 107 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,320 Hey, you're going to get hurt. 108 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:47,320 Okay, okay, don't break it. 109 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,320 Okay, okay. 110 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,320 That was awesome. 111 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,320 I should have done a more monster noise than hey, you know? 112 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,320 Oh my god. 113 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,320 That was Steve's idea. 114 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,320 No, no, come on. 115 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,320 I'm not talking to you. 116 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,320 Three deep breaths, you'll be okay.